SlapMac
Slap your MacBook. It screams back.
That's it. That's the app.
Your laptop has feelings now
SlapYourMac hides in your menu bar. Slap your MacBook and it screams back, with volume proportional to your force.
Lid Creak New
Open or close your lid and it creaks like an old wooden door.
Requires an M2PRO+ MacBook. Some models may not work due to hardware compatibility.
USB Moaner
Enable USB Moaner mode and your MacBook reacts every time you plug or unplug a USB device. Same voice packs but no slapping required.
Seven moods of protest
130+ sound clips across 7 built-in voice packs, plus custom packs from your own audio folders. Your open-plan office will have questions.
💋 Woman
Your MacBook gets... expressive. Use headphones.
Dial in your slap
Also, it does these things
Menu bar only
No dock icon. Lurks silently.
Volume scales with force
Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.
Adjustable sensitivity
From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".
Cooldown timer
Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.
USB Moaner
Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.
Launch at login
Always ready. Always listening.
Slap counter
Tracks your lifetime slaps in the menu bar. High score pending.
Onboarding
A polite welcome before the chaos begins.
Custom sound packs
Drop in your own folders of clips in Settings. Your MacBook, your samples.
🛣️ Roadmap
Lid Creak, USB Moaner, independent modes & soundpacks
v1.2.0Lid creak mode, USB trigger mode, decoupled soundpacks, settings overhaul, about page, and bug fixes.
Custom sound packs
v1.3.0 — currentRoll your own packs in Settings: point SlapMac at a folder of audio files and wire them to slap, USB, lid creak, and the rest — alongside the built-in voice packs.
Local MCP server
v1.4Speak to SlapMac via MCP. Give your AI assistant some emotions.
iOS version
ios appSame energy, pocket-sized. Slap your iPhone and it fights back.
Past releases
👋 $2. Less than a burrito. More fun than your therapist.
Requires an M1PRO+ MacBook and a willingness to hit expensive things.